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mudhound
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PostSubject: please beat me half to death!    please beat me half to death!   EmptySat Mar 02, 2013 7:09 am


A MAN finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have two wishes? but whatever he gets, his mother-in-law will get double. The man thinks for a while and says: “First I’d like a million Dollars. Then beat me half to death.”

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DrMud
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PostSubject: Re: please beat me half to death!    please beat me half to death!   EmptySat Mar 02, 2013 8:36 am

lol
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Bluedevil
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PostSubject: Re: please beat me half to death!    please beat me half to death!   EmptySat Mar 02, 2013 9:08 am

Where's this lamp?
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PostSubject: Re: please beat me half to death!    please beat me half to death!   EmptySat Mar 02, 2013 9:58 am

Haha
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