Good Reasons To Go To Work Nekkid
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"
2. Your computer monitor's radiation will improve your tan.
3. It's a good way to meet that hot new hunk in H. R.
4. "Oh, I'd love to chip in on his gift, but my wallet's in my pants."
5. It stops those creeps in marketing from looking down your blouse.
6. You'll finally know if it's like that dream you have.
7. People won't steal your pens once they see where you keep them.
8. It diverts attention from the fact that you returned from lunch drunk.
9. It gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one will ever borrow your chair again!.
