Reverend Boudreaux was the part time pastor of the local
Cajun Baptist church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister
of the Covenant Church down the way. They were both standing
by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read:
"Da End is Near. Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now Afore It Be Too Late!"
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out of his window and yelled,
"You stinkin' religious Wackjobs!"
From around the curve they heard screeching tires, loud screams, and a huge splash...
Then silence...
Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks:
"Do ya tink maybe the sign should just say....
"Bridge Out?"