JOKE alert! This is a mother in law joke. If you do not have a sense of humor do not read this joke.
Warning, reading this will cause you to smile! If you have medical issue related to smiling do not read this joke.
While driving home from church I had a HUGE idea! I looked over to my wife and started to talk. She asked me what was going on? She allowed that I looked funny.
I told her I had thought of something that could help prove the virgin birth! Yes, in fact I could help provide evidence for the Immaculate Conception!
Needless to say my wife was speechless. The look on her face was amazing!
I went on: Yes, as repulsive and vile as your mother is, I wonder how she got any man what so ever to lay with her!
And then the fight started.
