ON Christmas morning my wife and I opened gifts. So happens, my Mother in Law was there. When the time came for her gifts she was upset that I did not get her anything this year.
I exclaimed! I got you something the past 5 years and you have yet to use them! I got you a blue ice cremation urn, a cemetery plot, a brand new casket, a set of condolence cards, and a gift certificate for 2 hours use of a backhoe. What more could you want?