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PostSubject: can i borrow the dog   can i borrow the dog EmptyFri Dec 05, 2014 6:42 am

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a solitary woman walking a very mean looking dog on a leash. Behind that were 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral procession like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to move in with me and my husband. The dog turned on her." We even had to do a closed casket.
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."

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