My mother in law was caught shoplifting. The judge asked her why she did is and she replied “I was hungry for canned peaches”. The judge asked how many peaches was in a can? She said “about 6 or so”. OK says the judge, I am giving you 6 days in jail. Before he could close out with the gavel, her son in law spoke up. She also stoled 2 cans of peas and 2 cans of whole kernel corn!