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PostSubject: X Wife   X Wife EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 9:04 pm

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat". Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says "Darling, what's wrong?" "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife". "Ex-wife!" she screams "I didn't know you were married before!" "I wasn't!"
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PostSubject: Re: X Wife   X Wife EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 9:33 pm

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PostSubject: Re: X Wife   X Wife EmptySat Mar 01, 2014 9:48 am

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