1. At The Office
A secretary went out for a large lunch with her fellow workers, so she was especially motivated to get to the gym after work.
Her boss laughingly asked her to run an extra lap for him.
As she was left the office, she called out to her boss, "Get ready to start huffing and puffing, 'cause I'll be on your lap in half an hour!"
As the elevator door closed, the whole office stood up and stared at her boss.