2 Quickies
1. Waiting
"What? You say you love her, and yet, when you saw her with another man, you did nothing?"
"I'm waiting," said Jeb.
"Waiting for what, Jeb?"
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller guy!"
2. The Last Word
By definition, the woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after her is the beginning of a new argument!