Irish Blonde In A Casino
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet 20,000 euros on a single roll of the dice.
Before tossing the dice she said to the croupiers, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." And, with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and, with a broad Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the croupiers and then picked up her winnings, her clothes and quickly departed.
The croupiers stared at each dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
"I don't know -- I thought you were watching," said his colleague.
Moral of the story:
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men ... are men.
