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PostSubject: Did you hear   Did you hear EmptyMon Jul 16, 2012 2:21 pm

Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
He pasta way.

What has four legs and one arm?
A happy pit bull.

Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense.

What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It is two tired.

Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Where did they first make French Fries?
In grease.

What happened to the butcher when he backed up into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his orders.


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PostSubject: Re: Did you hear   Did you hear EmptyFri Jul 20, 2012 9:48 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Did you hear   Did you hear EmptyWed Jul 25, 2012 6:31 am

Those are so good!
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