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PostSubject: The Difference Between California And Texas   The Difference Between California And Texas EmptySat Jun 12, 2010 10:27 pm

California vs. Texas

California:
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.

Texas:
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.


Any wonder why California is broke???
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PostSubject: Re: The Difference Between California And Texas   The Difference Between California And Texas EmptySun Jun 13, 2010 12:06 am

The Difference Between California And Texas 108521 Go Texas....
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PostSubject: Re: The Difference Between California And Texas   The Difference Between California And Texas EmptySun Jun 13, 2010 8:36 pm

The Difference Between California And Texas 108521 lol The Difference Between California And Texas 789652
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PostSubject: Re: The Difference Between California And Texas   The Difference Between California And Texas EmptyWed Oct 27, 2010 10:27 pm

Yep...that's why I call it home.
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PostSubject: Re: The Difference Between California And Texas   The Difference Between California And Texas EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 9:12 pm

you know Texas was founded by a bunch of Tennesseans The Difference Between California And Texas 9695
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PostSubject: Re: The Difference Between California And Texas   The Difference Between California And Texas EmptyThu Oct 28, 2010 10:28 pm

sstandefer wrote:
you know Texas was founded by a bunch of Tennesseans The Difference Between California And Texas 9695

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