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PostSubject: Paddys fingers !   Paddys fingers ! EmptyMon Apr 02, 2012 6:22 pm

Paddy's Fingers

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, "Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do".
Paddy said, "Oi haven't got da fingers."
"Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?!! Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2007! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?"

And Paddy said, "How da fook was I 'spose to pick them up!


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PostSubject: Re: Paddys fingers !   Paddys fingers ! EmptyMon Apr 02, 2012 9:34 pm

:lmao:
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PostSubject: Re: Paddys fingers !   Paddys fingers ! EmptyTue Apr 03, 2012 1:10 am

Lol
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PostSubject: Re: Paddys fingers !   Paddys fingers ! EmptyTue Apr 03, 2012 10:09 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Paddys fingers !   Paddys fingers ! EmptyMon Apr 23, 2012 2:40 pm

Paddys fingers ! 108326 lol
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PostSubject: Re: Paddys fingers !   Paddys fingers ! EmptyMon Apr 23, 2012 6:29 pm

How funny!!!
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