Blind At The Bar
A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him whispers, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair .... given that you are blind.... that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman who doesn't need a baseball bat..
3. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to you on the other side also is blonde and she's a professional weight lifter.
5. And the woman standing right behind you is a blonde -- and a professional wrestler. "Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
