A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed
To look after her neighbors male dog while the neighbors
Were on vacation.
She had a large house & believed that she could keep the
Two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep
She heard awful howling & moaning sounds, rushed down
Stairs & found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain
And unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when
Dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do
Next,although it was late,she called the vet,who answered
In a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will
Make the male lose his erection and he will be able to
Withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked for me," he replied.