A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he'd like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up & taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than have liquor." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
