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PostSubject: he is right !!   he is right !! EmptyWed Jan 04, 2012 4:12 pm







STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM



I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
*his last battle


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage


Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
*exams


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner


Q7. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
*It will simply become wet


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..



Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
*Very large hands


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.


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PostSubject: Re: he is right !!   he is right !! EmptyWed Jan 04, 2012 9:15 pm

he is right !! 108521 lol
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PostSubject: Re: he is right !!   he is right !! EmptyWed Jan 04, 2012 9:59 pm

Very Happy those were all right lol
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PostSubject: Re: he is right !!   he is right !! EmptyWed Jan 04, 2012 10:14 pm

13/13 100% A+
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PostSubject: Re: he is right !!   he is right !! EmptyThu Jan 05, 2012 11:44 am

Lol
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