Mud-and-Guts
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 |  Subject: Drinking, Gambling, and Riding! Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:22 pm | |
| A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on gas for riding?"
"Are you NUTS! I sold my bike 10 years ago!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars.
Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The bum was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and riding." | |
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RedRzr
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| | Subject: Re: Drinking, Gambling, and Riding! Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:28 pm | |
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Uncle Moe
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| | Subject: Re: Drinking, Gambling, and Riding! Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:13 pm | |
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mudslinger
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| | Subject: Re: Drinking, Gambling, and Riding! Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:14 pm | |
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imbill
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| | Subject: Re: Drinking, Gambling, and Riding! Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:09 pm | |
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Big Dog Daddy
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| | Subject: Re: Drinking, Gambling, and Riding! Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:21 pm | |
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