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PostSubject: Doctors Orders!   Doctors Orders! EmptyMon Dec 05, 2011 7:44 pm

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die".

1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood.

2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work.

3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
burden him with household chores.

4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.
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PostSubject: Re: Doctors Orders!   Doctors Orders! EmptyMon Dec 05, 2011 7:45 pm

lol
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