this old farmer was taking his rooster and hen to town when his old truck breaks down. he starts walking when he runs into this hillbilly. he asked him if he could get him to town. the hillbilly asked what you haulin? the farmer said I,ve got a hen. the hillbilly said where we come from we call them "pullits". the farmers said I also have a rooster. the hillbilly said where we come from we call them "cocks". Tell you what, the hillbilly said, I've got an old mule here you can take, but the only way you can get him to move is to tickle him with a feather. So the farmer jumps on the mule and takes off. couple miles down the road, the mule stops and he's having trouble getting it to go. this guy comes walking by and asked if he could help? the farmer says yes, can you hold my cock and pullit while I tickle my *** with a feather