A man, his wife, and his mother in law were on vacation in Israel. During their stay his mother in law passed away. They took her to a local funeral home. The next day he went in and was talking with the funeral director. He allowed that they could bury her for around $1,000 US dollars. The man replied, how much to send her back to the states? The director said it would cost around $15,000 to send her back. He added, after that you will still have to bury her. The beleaguered man replied; let’s get her (MIL) on a plane. The director said, you must really love your mother in law! Nope, the man said. Then, why in the world would you pay $15,000 to send her back to the states? Well, there was a man buried here some 2000 years ago. He arose 3 days later. I just can not take such a chance with her.
