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imbill
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PostSubject: life is good !!!!!!!!!!!!!1   life is good  !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 EmptySun Apr 15, 2012 9:36 am

.Subject: Life
> SIMPLE TRUTH 1
>
> Partners help each other undress before sex.
>
> However after sex, they always dress on their own.
>
> Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
>
> SIMPLE TRUTH 2
>
> When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say
> "congrats".
>
> But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
>
> Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.
>
> No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me
>
> A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather
> sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on
> from the waist down.
>
> 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone
> to see!' he exclaimed.
>
> The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
>
> 'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the
> waist?' he asked again.
>
> The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well....last week I sat out
> here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
>
>
> FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
>
> 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a
> Corvette than on a bicycle.
>
> 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ***-hole's name.
>
> 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you
> when they're in trouble again.
>
> 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
>
> 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
>
>
> THERE YOU HAVE IT...and remember, life is good.
>
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NCMudman
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PostSubject: Re: life is good !!!!!!!!!!!!!1   life is good  !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 EmptySun Apr 15, 2012 4:54 pm

FOFL!!!!! Those are classic!!
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mudslinger
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PostSubject: Re: life is good !!!!!!!!!!!!!1   life is good  !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 EmptySun Apr 15, 2012 9:27 pm

Awesome. Lol
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RIDERED
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Lol

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PostSubject: Re: life is good !!!!!!!!!!!!!1   life is good  !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 EmptyMon Apr 16, 2012 6:41 am

Lol

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PostSubject: Re: life is good !!!!!!!!!!!!!1   life is good  !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 EmptyMon Apr 23, 2012 2:34 pm

-laughing-dog-
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