Food For Thought
1. Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
2. For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake.
3. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.
4. Women and cats will do as they please; and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
5. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
